MS Paint rulz.
As you may have heard, there's a quaint little art film called "Iron Man 2" opening in a handful of movie theaters today. The rest of you heathens can have your hard-drinking, womanizing, arrogant-as-hell billionaire playboy in Cyclone colors*. At Iowa we know a thing or two about "Ironmen," sirs, and Tony Stark is no Nile Kinnick.
So, in honor of this "Iron Man" fellow, why not take a moment to remember Iowa's own "Ironman." Or just watch the video:
* Okay, yes, aside from the ISU colors, he's basically the ideal superhero for BHGP. You'll pry our shameless homerism out of our cold, dead hands, dammit.