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Matt Gatens Forms a Stable

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- Coach McCaffery's office, Carver Hawkeye Arena -

Iconmccaffrey_medium Stokes and Basabe are in.  Marble and McCabe are staying put.  That leaves us two scholarships to fill.
Iconmccaffrey_medium We only have a few weeks left, and we need a guard.  Maybe another big.
Iconmccaffrey_medium Bowen, you know anyone we should be looking to get?
Bowenicon_medium I used to play with this guy named Tracy McGrady who never went to college.  Maybe we could get him.
Iconmccaffrey_medium I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Bowenicon_medium And then there was this tall Chinese dude who
Speakericon_medium I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME

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Icongatens_medium /walks slowly into office
Icongatens_medium /I mean, really slowly
Iconmccaffrey_medium Um, Matt? Can I help you?
Icongatens_medium You hired your assistants without consulting me first!
Iconmccaffrey_medium Well, yes.  Yes, I hired my staff in consultation with Gary Ba...
Icongatens_medium I demand an apology!  I have earned the right to be in these meetings!
Iconmccaffrey_medium I have to respectfully disagree with you, Matt.  You're a pretty good shooting guard, but...
Icongatens_medium I make you millions of dollars.  People pay to see me and not any of you.  You might not want to admit this, but I'm the best thing you've got.
Icongatens_medium I have brought Devyn Marble and Darius Stokes with me.  We represent the purest bloodline in Iowa sports. We are the thoroughbreds.  We are the privileged few.  We...are...Legacy.
Iconmccaffrey_medium OK, Matt?  I think you've been watching too much WWE.
Icongatens_medium Need I remind you what I did to the last coach, Mr. McMahon?
Iconmccaffrey_medium That's McCaffery.
Icongatens_medium He tried to have me fired, so I MKG'd him and punted his head.
Iconmccaffrey_medium I'm pretty sure none of that happened.
Icongatens_medium Well, figuratively speaking.
Icongatens_medium I want you to bring back Anthony Tucker.  I want you to hire your graduate assistant in consultation with me.  I want to be in on all coaches' meetings.  Do this...or else.
Iconmccaffrey_medium Or else what, Matt?
Icongatens_medium Or else...
Speakericon_medium YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY TIME IS NOW
Mayicon_medium /wears jorts
Mayicon_medium /salutes nobody in particular
Mayicon_medium /starts bouncing back and forth against the walls
Mayicon_medium /throws baseball cap off Kirk Speraw's head
Iconmccaffrey_medium Good morning, Eric.  Something I can help you...
Mayicon_medium Seems to me you've been doing a lot of talking, Matt.  Making a lot of demands, Matt.  Running your mouth a little too much, if you ask me.
Mayicon_medium You say you make this program millions of dollars?  Well, last I saw, these fans and the WWE Universe were wearing MY shirts!  And chanting MY name!
Bowenicon_medium CEEE-NUHHH!  CEEE-NUHHH!  CEE-NUHHH!
Iconmccaffrey_medium /glares at his new video coordinator
Mayicon_medium Don't you forget, Gatens, that I AM THE WWE CHAMPION AND I WILL MAKE YOU TAP OUT
Speakericon_medium IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
Iconmccaffrey_medium Oh no.  Cully?  Not you too.
Payneicon_medium /looks at ground
Payneicon_medium /pours water on head
Payneicon_medium /spits water all over Andrew Francis
Payneicon_medium It seems to me if you're talking about the WWE Title, you probably shouldn't leave out the 12-time world champion!  I am The Game!  The King of Kings!  I am Triple
Iconbrennan_medium HEY U GUYZ WUT R U DUIN
Payneicon_medium Matt and Eric are playing wrestlers
Iconmccaffrey_medium Guys, really, can't you do this at...
Iconbrennan_medium OOH OOH I WANNA PLAY 2
Iconbrennan_medium WHO M I WATCH THIS
Iconbrennan_medium /kicks Gatens in the shin
Iconbrennan_medium /climbs on top of desk
Deskicon_medium /breaks
Iconbrennan_medium /makes X gesture over crotch
Brommericon_medium Wait, are you guys playing wrestlers?  I wanna be Stone Cold because that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said
Payneicon_medium Great Khali
Brommericon_medium What?
Payneicon_medium Brommer, you're The Great Khali.  You are huge, you only play for about 2 minutes a night, you hurt everyone on accident
Iconbrennan_medium PUNJABI PLAYBOY
Mayicon_medium LOL
Iconmccaffrey_medium This is going to take forever.