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Des Moines gives final push for the tourist season

By Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride

 I just opened Yahoo Messenger.  Things of note:

  1. I only have one friend
  2. The advertisement at the bottom



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4) Visit my grandma

 

I was so busy screenshotting it and sending it to people that I totally forgot to click on the link.  Luckily, using the power of Google, I found the list.  

Couples massage?  Iowa Hall of Pride?  Surely we can do better.  Plus I don't feel like working.  Let's hear it. 

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