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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 3: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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Meanwhile, as Ricky Stanzi's recovery continues in Iowa City...

Stanziicon_medium I swear to God, J, that if we play Stratego one more time I'm gonna vomit.
Iconreman_medium Aw c'mon! I want to try the "bombs in the front row" defense.
Stanziicon_medium Well, now that I know what you are planning to...
Eagleicon_medium /flies into room
Eagleicon_medium GUYS GUYS GUYS
Iconreman_medium What's up, Freedom Liberty Eagle?
Eagleicon_medium I thought you might need to know: I saw Joe Paterno coming this way
Stanziicon_medium Probably wants to get beat down again Pwned State LOL
Iconreman_medium LOL
Eagleicon_medium No, Ricky, concentrate! Paterno's not alone. He has Trololo, Trololocat, and Hockeybear with him!
Stanziicon_medium Oh shit. That can mean only one thing.
Iconreman_medium He's coming for us.
Stanziicon_medium Quick, J, call Clayborn
Iconreman_medium /calls Clayborn's cell phone
Iconcell_medium PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSIC WHILE YOUR PARTY IS REACHED
Iconcell_medium My loneliness is killing me and I...I must confess I still believe. When I'm not with yo this is AC. I can't come to the

Iconreman_medium Damn it. He's not answering
Stanziicon_medium He's probably locked up. I knew that cab driver thing would come back to bite us in the ass. What are we going to do now?
Iconreman_medium We're gonna need backup.
Iconmetcalf_medium /rips door off hinges
Tylermfsashicon_medium /crashes through window
Iconmetcalf_medium Tylermfsashicon_medium Did someone call for backup?

Iconreman_medium Stanziicon_medium Metcalf! TMFS!
Iconmetcalf_medium We'll back you up, Rick.
Stanziicon_medium But you'll forfeit your spots in the tournament!
Tylermfsashicon_medium We don't care. Paterno has Hockeybear AND Trololo! He must be stopped.
Stanziicon_medium You're right. It ends now.
Stanziicon_medium Let's do this.

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