SEED 2: JOE PATERNO
PROS
HANG ON JUST ONE SPANIARD'S MINUTE HERE
Yes, Mr. Paterno?
THANK YOU
I KNOW FULL WELL CORNSHOE'S MODUS OPERANDI HERE
HE LULLS YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, THEN HE USES HIS DRUID MAGIC TO TURN AN ORDINARY HOUSEHOLD OBJECT INTO A CIVIL WAR CANNON
AT WHICH POINT IT FIRES AND YOUR HEAD FLIES A GOOD 300 YARDS
Haha, yeah, I do that. Speaking of which, that microwave behind you, there's something you shou
SILENCE YOU KNAVE
BEFORE I TURN AROUND AND EAT MY OWN TEETH AT 4,000 MILES PER HOUR, I HAVE ONE QUESTION
Which is?
KNOCK KNOCK
A riddle! Well, who's there?
TROLO
Trolo whom?
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
BRAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
That crooning Soviet just mowed Cornshoe Hammaker down with an AK-47! He'll never ride again!
DOUBLE AGENT COMMUNIST SINGER MAN, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL THIS INFERNAL BLOG
EAT MY DUSTY GRANDPA FARTS, WORLD, THE JUNKIE COSMONAUT AND I ARE HEADED TO THE TITLE