/patrols outside prison
Hrr hrr hrrrrrr, hrr hrr hrrrrrr, hrr hrrr pee pee in your Coke...
It sure is dark out hewe
I could sure use a frashright
/walks past large shrubbery
What was that? Who is over there?
/runs in direction of knight who says nee
/emerge from shrubbery
OK, now is our chance. Let's split up. You two survey the first floor. I'll head for the basement.
You got it, boss.
/throws smoke bomb for no apparent reason
If my calculations are correct, Stanzi just reached the prison.
Soon, he will fall into my trap, and I WILL BE STARTING QUARTERBACK!
/points handgun at Girls Generation
THEN YOU WILL ALL BE MINE!
No! Save us, Ricky!
"No! Save us, Ricky!"
I would know those voices anywhere. That's Girls Generation, and it came from the basement.
/enters basement, sees Girls Generation in holding cell
Don't worry, Girls Generation. I'll save you.
/emerges from shadows with handgun
Like hell you will, Stanzi.
Your tyranny and oppression has gone on long enough, Stanzi.
It's time someone else led this team. It's time for someone else to lead this country! It's time for PAKISTANZI!
You'll never get away with it.
Oh really, Stanzi? What are you going to do? I have the gun! I HAVE ALL THE POWER HERE! Now shut your piehole and get in that holding cell.
Just one thing, PAKISTANZI, whoever you are.
What's that, pretty boy?
Your shoe is untied.
/roundhouse kicks gun out of PAKISTANZI's hand
/struggle on floor of prison, gun accidentally goes off
/hear gunshot, run to basement, find Stanzi and PAKISTANZI on floor
Woah, this is fucked up.
Which one of you is Ricky?
I AM THE REAL RICKY STANZI
HE'S THE IMPOSTER
STOP PARROTING ME
I don't know who to believe
/pulls pin on grenade
Wait, Ace, I have a better idea.
/throws grenade out inexplicably open window
/hears grenade explode
What the herr?
/runs to basement
/hands Stanzi and PAKISTANZI each a football
What's going on in my basement?
Both of you, throw me the ball
I SAID THROW ME THE DAMN BALL.
/throws perfect spiral to Clayborn
/throws perfect spiral to Korean prison guard
THAT ONE! THE ONE WHO THREW IT TO THE GUARD! HE'S THE REAL STANZI! ACE, GET THE FAKE!
/cocks assault rifle, aims at PAKISTANZI
/puts hands up
DAMN IT! BEATEN AGAIN BY THE STANZIBALL!
Now it's time to find out who you are...
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you snoopy kids!
GOOD ONE SHAGGY
Just a second, Amewicans! You fowgot about someone! Say herro to my rittle fwiend!
To be CONCLUDED Tuesday...