Word on the street is that Todd Lickliter will not be in attendance for today's press conference; that would seem to indicate that this is not a strictly voluntary departure by Lickliter. So it goes.
What that means, though, is that there's one man on the mic for the entire time, the crotch-rockinest MC in the game...
BARTA, BARTA, WHAT MY LAWYA
Anyway, the presser starts at 2:30 CDT. Here's a link to a live feed for it right now. In the meantime, let's share comments, laughs, and tears. It's been an awesome three years. No wait, no it hasn't. Let's do this anyway.