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BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #3: GARY "BLOODPUNCH" BARTA
PROS:
- Runs the ass-blastinest sports program in the nation
- Will do what it takes to get an apology over the John Lickliter thing
- Had some fun at Jamie Pollard's expense
- Demands anarchy
CONS:
- We're scared to list any. He's watching.
This makes no sense if you didn't listen to the podcast. If you didn't listen to the podcast, you suck.
BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #6: JAMIE POLLARD
PROS:
- Inconsolable
- Dropped a goddamn hammer on some idiot ISU fan who is definitely a Cyclone Fanatic subscriber
- Hired Paul Rhoads, which kinda seems like it was a good idea
CONS:
- Got done dirty by Gene Chizik
- Got done dirty by Fake Gary Barta
- Will probably not be the athletic director of a BCS program in five years, regardless of whether he remains at Iowa State
- Wait, is that a pro or a con?
- How do we even decide that on BHGP?