BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #3: BRENT METCALF
PROS
- Indestructible force at 149 lbs.
- He'll flip ya for real.
- Implied Iowa State's wrestling team is a bunch of jagoffs.
- Got revenge on pansy-ass Purdue guy.
- Tried to get Tom Brands to enter him at both 149 and 157, just for the challenge.
- Demanded a match at Wrestlemania out of sheer boredom.
- Won the Twitters.
CONS
- Well, nearly indestructible force. Has a tendency to drop championship matches to inferior opponents.
- Doesn't spend enough time tanning.
BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #7: ACE THE DOG
PROS
- Fielded questions for his owner.
- Is cute as all get out.
CONS
- Not named "Bark Morehouse"