SEED #1: RICKY STANZI
Tournament bid: Automatic (America Freedom Awesome Conference Champion)
- Loves America.
- Loves football.
- Plays for all of us overlooked by the bourgeois east coast media.
- Might be J Leman.
- Happy to pose for pictures.
- Seriously, really loves America.
- Does not have ankles of steel. Yet.
SEED #8: TYGER KUNTZ
Tournament bid: Automatic (Name of the Year Conference Champion)
- Has a hula hoop, a parking pass, and a funny name.
- Sat in the student section during the Arizona game, and was apparently escorted out for drunkenness; clearly that didn't diminish her hula hooping ability.
- In the words of the immortal Jebus H. Christ, "Looks like Skeletor just got back from Phoenix."
- Is almost certainly not the most promiscuous person named Tiger/Tyger this year.
- Might be pronounced "Koontz," which would be unfortunate.
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