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MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: RICKY STANZI vs. TYGER KUNTZ

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J LEMAN REGIONAL


SEED #1: RICKY STANZI

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Tournament bid: Automatic (America Freedom Awesome Conference Champion)

PROS:

CONS:
  • Does not have ankles of steel. Yet.

SEED #8: TYGER KUNTZ

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Tournament bid: Automatic (Name of the Year Conference Champion)


PROS:

CONS:
  • In the words of the immortal Jebus H. Christ, "Looks like Skeletor just got back from Phoenix."
  • Is almost certainly not the most promiscuous person named Tiger/Tyger this year.
  • Might be pronounced "Koontz," which would be unfortunate.
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