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Ricky Stanzi Has Found His Secretary of Defense

H/T to my buddy Joel and the mothership

Since it's a foregone conclusion that Stanzi/Leman will carry the day in 2012 and bring righteous freedom to all corners of American soil, it's time to start thinking about who will fill the cabinet posts in their administration.  Based on this headgear, it's obvious that Ryan Miller, goalie of Team USA, is throwing his proverbial (and literal?) hat in the ring to be Secretary of Defense.  He's off to a smashing start against the dreaded socialist dogs to the north Canadians tonight.  And that headgear is unquestionably STANZI-APPROVEDUSA, number one!  Love it or leave it!