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The Barbasol Prophecy

Here's the deal. We all know the Barbasol commercial by now, right?

Okay, so anybody who looks at the lyrics can tell it's a thinly-veiled paean to Ricky Stanzi. "America, you're looking good: handsome, free, and tall." Ricky Stanzi is 6'5". That's tall. Plus he loves America. But here's the thing: Ricky Stanzi doesn't shave.

But you know who does shave?

Boom, baby!


Leman/Stanzi 2012, sponsored by Barbasol. You can pick up the pieces of your exploded brain at the door.