All I know is all I know; and all I know is that I never want to live in a world where Northwestern is favored to beat Iowa, then goes and does exactly that. After all, they're just Northwestern. They should be favored in exactly two competitions: Ferrari-Owning and Armani-Wearing.
So we have another big game at Carver. On a weeknight. If you're keeping track--and I know you are--we're now at 25 straight days without a weekend game at CHA, and we've still got a long way to go before the next one. It has a bad effect on attendance, so lord help us all if there are a bunch of FERRARI BUSES headed down I-80 for this one. Note to the ushers: beware large groups of students in Armani Hawkeye gear. They're double-agents. Fool us once, shame on... shame on you; fool me... you can't get fooled again.
Let's do it.