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WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: SEX PANTHER JOKES ARE NOT ORIGINAL

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Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been up to my asscrack in shithounds and they're all lookin' for a bite.

Anyway, we've got quite the contest this evening. University of Northern Iowa at University of All of Iowa. Seems like the Hawkeyes would necessarily hold the advantage here, on account of available resources and all, but typically the Panthers have been stronger over the last 5-10 years.

Ah, but this is a horrible year for the MVC, and UNI's not doing too great this year. Sure, they beat Iowa State, but only by the count of 60-54, and that was in Cedar Falls. Maybe a little home court advantage for Iowa? Maybe?

Game's televised on the Big Ten Network. Thread's right here. Don't piss off the regulars, don't use slurs, and don't insult the kids. That's all. Hop on in.