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Wizgerald consults the Oracle

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 Fitzicon_medium     /sob

Fitzicon_medium     /weep

Dragicon_medium     You want me to do that thing with my finger that you like?

Fitzicon_medium     (sniff)  Not right now.  I'm still thinking about the potato.

Dragicon_medium     Jesus, you need to pull yourself together.  You have a game tomorrow.  You haven't even consulted the Oracle yet.

Fitzicon_medium     Sweet chode salsa, you're right!  There's still time.  Quick, bring me my loafers.

 

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Fitzicon_medium     Bieberjuice!  Bieberjuice!  Bieberjuice!

Pooficon_medium      POOF!

 

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Biebericon_medium     sup

Fitzicon_medium     Please, Oracle, I need advice.

Biebericon_medium     Baby, take my open heart and all it offerrrrrrs.

Fitzicon_medium     Please, Oracle, I don't have time for your sweet, sensual melodies.  I'll listen to them on my Zune when i get home.

Biebericon_medium     Your lips, my biggest weakness...

Fitzicon_medium     Yes yes, I know.  Basenez used to tell me the same thing.  Seriously though, I need to know what I can do to beat Iowa on Saturday.

Biebericon_medium     Did you bring me a sacrifice?

Fitzicon_medium     Yes, lord.

Smallcox_medium      ROFLcopters! 

Biebericon_medium      BIEBER HUNGRY!  NOM NOM NOM!

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 Fitzicon_medium     Alright, I've kept my end of the bargain.  Now it's your turn.  I need advice.

Biebericon_medium     Granted.  See card in disposal slot.

Fitzicon_medium     What, so you're a fucking Zoltar machine now?  Fine, whatever.

 

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Fitzicon_medium     Yeah ok, very funny.  Come on.  I need serious advice.

Biebericon_medium     Granted.

 

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Fitziconmad_medium     ABOUT THE GAME, SHITWAD!  I NEED ADVICE ABOUT THE IOWA GAME!

Biebericon_medium     Granted.

 

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Fitziconmad_medium     WHAT?  I'M NOT FUCKING SURRENDERING!  GIVE ME A DEFENSIVE SCHEME OR A TRICK PLAY OR SOMETHING!

Biebericon_medium     Oh right, sorry.  Granted.

 

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Fitziconmad_medium     YOU LITTLE SONOFABITCH!

Biebericon_medium     Hey calm down, I was just messing with you.

Fitzicon_medium     Really? 

Biebericon_medium     Yeah, sorry.  Here.

 

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Fitziconmad_medium     YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLLLLLLLE

Biebericon_medium      Mmm hmm

Biebericon_medium     /snaps fingers

 

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