He led the Big Ten in tackles and stopped a dastardly plot by Mao Tse-Tung to build a nuclear weapon out of Mello Yello. His running mate beat down the hippie communists of Georgia Tech and sang a Toby Keith song to America in celebration. BHGP Consulting is more than happy to lend its services to this venture, pro bono.
LEMAN/STANZI 2012: FOR FREEDOM. FOR AMERICA.
By Patrick Vint