Brent Metcalf SNEERS in your general direction, Sparty.
In the other big wrestling event of the evening (and if you think at least one of your BHGP admin/editor braintrust isn't watching the Royal Rumble... well, you clearly don't know us well at all), #1 ranked Iowa entertains unranked Michigan State tonight; no TV coverage of the dual, but it's theoretically available as a stream on BTN.com for $2.99. I say "theoretically" because right now it's flashing a lovely TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES screen at me. Assholes.
Anyway, all chatter for that goes here -- you know the rules. Play nice.