We've got a CougarMILFy picture, just for those of you attracted to over-50-year-old women who have quite obviously been divorced at least twice:
Mm-hmm. She looks normal. But hang on... the caption, courtesy of the Press-Citizen (scroll to picture 6):
IOWA VS. ARIZONA
Tyger Kuntz, of Houston, TX., hula hoops while tailgating before the Arizona game, Saturday, September 19, 2009, at Kinnick Stadium, in Iowa City, Iowa.
Tyger Kuntz? Yes, that's definitely her real name. Would you also like to meet her friends that came up to tailgate with her? Their names are Oprah Meatwallet, Pussy Howitzer, Velveteen Labia, and Vagina McObvious. They're down to party if you are, young buck. Rowr.