It's a thing of beauty, it is.
We know, we know, we said we weren't doing this the whole way until the season starts, and that continues to be true. But we're 15 days from the start of the season--just two weeks and a day, people!--which means we are strictly obligated to run this picture.
We hope that DJK is the one that shows up this season; if that's the case, the Big Ten won't know what hit it until it reads the box score on Sunday.