I don't WIN FIGHT COMPETE TRY understand, Joel.
Well, you see Tim, we built TCF Bank Stadium WOO THE VAULT We built it with some basic revenue projections. The new stadium holds 48,000, so we need to sell about 34,000 season tickets to break even. If we don't sell that many seats, we can't make the progress payment to the bank for construction. Well, how many TREMENDOUS COMPETE BEAT IOWA TERRIFIC season tickets have we sold so far? 17. Should we WIN FIGHT TRY have a bake sale? That always worked for me! We owe $46 million. A bake sale isn't going to get it done. How about a car wash? We could call it a 'topless car wash,' then not wash the tops of the cars LOL. Why did you say LOL? It's Twitterific. No. There will be no car wash. And stop talking in Twitter. So what are we going to do? We're out of options, Tim. TCF Bank is going to foreclose on TCF Bank Stadium. That's TREMENDOUS FANTASTIC EXCITING DID I MENTION TREMENDOUS ironic. No it's not.
Sure it is. It's like rain on your first day in your new stadium. It's a free ride when you've already failed to get a passing ACT score. So it's like half my team. Well, here comes the banker...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE Tim, I think it's best you go. There's no need for you to watch the final demise of Minnesota football. We'll discuss your contract some other time.
I can't WIN TRY COMPETE FIGHT WIN WIN WIN believe it all fell apart. I can't beat Iowa. I can't beat Wisconsin. I lost the jug to the worst Michigan team in a generation. I'm a disaster. I wish I never would have been hired as head coach. There is a bridge. Time to Twitter.
Goodbye, cruel FIGHT TRY TREMENDOUS FANTASTIC world...
- Meanwhile, miles above Brewster -
Bronco Nagurski was good.
Yeah, Nagurski was a good player. ... ... Bruce Smith was good. The guy from the Bills? No, the other one. Oh, yeah, he was pretty good. Goodbye, cruel FIGHT TRY TREMENDOUS FANTASTIC world... Did you hear that? This is your chance! Chance for what? Chance to get your wings! You have to save Tim Brewster!
To be continued...