Yes--yes, Mr. Bowden, I'm well aware that FSU scored 37 runs.
Hi, this is Anthony Ferguson. I'm here for my official visit.
(EDITOR'S NOTE: What ensues from here refers solely and directly to the very first JoePa Chronicle, JoePa Meets Fergie. Oh, and the sequel. If you're familiar with them, great; otherwise, we strongly recommend you read both, otherwise this will all look like random words jammed together. Seriously. We can wait while you read up.)
Come right up, we're on the second floor, Suite 2624. How big are you again?
6'2", 255. 260 if the scouts are asking, you know. But big.
The secretary waits patiently with what some might describe as a devious smile on her face. There is an audible knock at the door.
Fine! I'm committing to Iowa as soon as I get home!
The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.