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- Friday morning, before the Gophers walk through another spring practice, Tim Brewster examines a dry erase board in his offices at "The Bank" -

 
Brewstericon_medium  /diagrams trick play
Brewstericon_medium  What if we pulled the guard to block the middle linebacker?
Brewstericon_medium  /changes diagram to pull guard
Brewstericon_medium  And if the tight end has the strong safety...
Brewstericon_medium  EXCELSIOR!
Brewstericon_medium  That is a TREMENDOUS play!
Brewstericon_medium  I need to share this with WIN FIGHT TRY
Brewstericon_medium  Oh, I forgot my Motivational Tourette's medication today.
Brewstericon_medium  I need to share this TREMENDOUS new play with my minions on Twitter!
Brewstericon_medium  Secretary
Seceretary3icon_medium   Yes sir?
Brewstericon_medium  I have created a TREMENDOUS trick play, and must share this GO GOPHERS WIN BEST BANK TRY with my fans on Twitter.  Be seated near the personal computer.
Seceretary3icon_medium  What, THIS computer?
Brewstericon_medium  Yes, the personal computer on my desk. 
Seceretary3icon_medium  You want to use Twitter with this?
Brewstericon_medium  Yes, I want to inform my followers of this amazing development.  Underling, is there a problem with my personal computer?
Seceretary3icon_medium  Sir, this is an Apple IIe.  It's older than Dominic Jones.  Or his victims, for that matter.  We could just use my iPhone.
Brewstericon_medium  SILENCE!  I will not tolerate insubordination!  Sit at that personal computer.
Brewstericon_medium   Take dictation.
Brewstericon_medium  We have WIN FIGHT BEST TREMENDOUS COMPETE GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
Computericon_medium   We have WIN FIGHT BEST TREMENDOUS COMPETE GOPHER GOPHER GOPHER
Brewstericon_medium  HIGH FIVES EVERYWHERE GO GOPHER EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
Computericon_medium  HIGH FIVES EVERYWHERE GO GOPHER!!!
Brewstericon_medium  GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
Seceretary3icon_medium  Sir
Brewstericon_medium  EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT
Seceretary3icon_medium  Sir?
Brewstericon_medium  EXCELLENCE ON AND OFF THE FIELD WIN FIGHT TRY BEST devised a fantastic new...
Brewstericon_medium  Why aren't you typing, Secretary?
Seceretary3icon_medium  Did you forget your meds today, Coach?
Brewstericon_medium  Why do you ask?
Brewstericon_medium  /looks at monitor
Computericon_medium  GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST!!!!!!
Brewstericon_medium  Oh no.

- Meanwhile, at BHGP Labs -

Mcqueenicon_medium  The offseason sucks
Opsicon_medium   There's nothing to write about
Computericon_medium  GREAT ATTITUDE AND EFFORT TODAY WIN WIN FIGHT GOPHER TREMENDOUS TRY BEST!!!!!!
Mcqueenicon_medium  LOL
Opsicon_medium  LOL
Iconreman_medium  LOL
Iconokeefe_medium  LOL
Douglasmugshoticon_medium  LOL
Iconsoldier_medium  ROR
Zookicon_medium  ROLLIN
Iconjoepa_medium  WHAT IS A LOL
Iconjoepa_medium  SECRETARY
Iconjoepa_medium  SECRETARY