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This is 81 seconds of Ken O'Keefe talking about the offense as they near the end of spring practices:


We can condense those 81 seconds to this sentence: "We have held practices this spring, and players have competed for positions in the offense."

That's 15 words. Whoever can further condense KOK's statement the most (and no just saying "           " or "............."; that's too obvious and no fun for anyone else) while still capturing the essence of what he said* wins, like, a Beyond Photoshop portrait of what we think you look like. Or of something else, whatever.

Get crackin'.

*This, of course, turns the contest into a judgment call, or in other words, we can decide whoever we want to be the winner. Deal with it.