#4 SEED: JAY PATERNO
Tournament bid: Legacy
Pros
- Led PSU to an 11-1 regular season record
- This was the "1"
- Impregnated Fergie
Cons
- Might actually be a child in a man's body, like that one Tom Hanks movie
- Campaigned for a new president on company time
Statement
I like treats! Vote for me and I will make treats affordable for everyone! Yes we can! Gobama! Not Alabama, Obama, silly! :-)
#5 TIM BREWSTER
Tournament bid: BHGP invitation
Pros
- Is tremendously optimistic about everything
- Offered up this gem of a game...
- ...and this one...
- ...and this one
- Sucks so bad
Cons
- Has motivational Tourrette's
- Looks corpse-like and creepy
- Will recruit just about anybody, with disastrous results
- Sucks so bad
Statement
FIGHT TRY WIN BEST FIGHT GAME WIN GOPHERS GO SPEED HIT YES HARD WIN VINCE YOUNG BEST GO TRY MINNESOTA FIGHT WIN