Can I talk to Mister...Jagodinski?
Is there a better time for me to reach him?
Well, ma'am, I'm Dominique from GEICO and...
GOD DAMN THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BIZNITCH IS GONNA RUE THE DAY SHE HUNG UP ON CITY BOYZ, INC.
Hey 'Nique, you gotta keep it down, man! I'm trying to make a sale!
MAN, FUCK YO SALE!
Fuck the sale? 'Nique, what's with you today? You've been in a bad mood all day. And you've done so well here at GEICO, too.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THOSE BHGP MOTHAFUCKAS
I have no idea what you're talking about.
LAST YEAR I MADE THE FINAL FOUR. THIS YEAR I'M NOT EVEN IN THE TOURNAMENT. IT'S NOT FAIR! I SHOULD BE THERE!
IT'S TIME I FIX THIS SHIT
/storms out of cubicle toward conference room
- Meanwhile, in a nearby conference room -
The commercials weren't as good as we expected.
Well, the "Kash" commercials were cute, but they didn't have the same cultural impact of
Is that a small tree?
Googly-eyes gardener, please, not now.
Not now? NOT NOW? How can you concentrate with a small tree in the corner like that?
/puts googly eyes on small tree
There, now I'm not so nervous about that small tree putting me in a figure four leg lock. Please, Don, continue with the presentation
We liked the idea of Kash, Don, but we need it to go in a new direction. Any ideas?
Um...new direction...new direction...well, maybe if we had Kash jump from a moving
PUT ME IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN COMMERCIAL
Who the hell are you?
BITCH, I'M DOUBLE D! CITY BOYZ 4 LIFE! AND DOUBLE D IS GONNA GET INTO MARCHIFORNICATION, MOTHAFUCKA! PUT ME IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN COMMERCIAL!
/puts googly eyes on Dominique Douglas
BITCH DID NOT JUST PUT GOOGLY EYES ON DOUBLE D
That's it, I'm calling security
[Whispers quietly to himself] A new direction...
CITY BOY GOTS TO EAT!
No, wait, Gecko. Don't call security just yet. See, Dominique is part of the presentation. He's hip. He's edgy. He's stealing hats. He's eating money. He's exactly what we need to get this campaign off the ground...
This is going to be the best ad campaign ever!
Yes it is. Yes it is.