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MARCH MADNESS EARLY OPEN THREAD: NO SPOILERS PLEASE

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Okay folks, listen. Lots of you are probably in the enviable position of being able to watch today's games, either at home or at work. Some of us are not. Therefore, you are free to talk about the action here today, but DON'T SAY ANYTHING that might give away what's happening. It's like ruining Lost episodes for people on the west coast. Poor form. Therefore, we don't want to see any team names, player names, or even references to specific plays that happen. In fact, only slight variations of the following comments will be tolerated:

  • This player is/isn't good at sports!
  • This team on television should not have been given the seed that they were given, because it does not reflect their level of play!
  • Did you see that play? I did!
  • This player is bouncing the basketball up and down. Oh, now he has passed it to another person!
  • I disagree with the referee's decision!
  • Go sports!
  • This coach is wearing an outfit that reflects his individuality. (NOTE: DO NOT SAY WHAT COLOR, THAT IS A SPOILER)
  • Did you guys see who died on that Lost episode? What an island!

VIOLATORS WILL BE BANNED FROM THE BHGP AND EVERY SINGLE INTERNET. THIS IS OUR SERIOUS FACE.

 

 

(...or go nuts, do whatever you want. Eeee tournament eeeeee.)