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REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND TWO: JOEPA VS. TIM BREWSTER

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FACE OFF

Iconsecretary_medium Good morning, Mr. Paterno!

Iconjoepa_medium WHAT

Iconsecretary_medium Today's your second round matchup against Tim Brewster.

Iconjoepa_medium WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT

Iconjoepa_medium SECRETARY

Iconsecretary_medium I'm right here. I was just talking to you three seco

Iconjoepa_medium WHO IS TIM THE ROOSTER

Iconjoepa_medium DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE LET JAY WATCH HIS CARTOONS AGAIN

Iconsecretary_medium No no. Brewster. Head coach of Minnesota.

Brewstericon_medium Hello, Joe! TRY BEST WIN

Iconjoepa_medium WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

Iconjoepa_medium MR. PATERNO WILL BE FINE, THANK YOU

Brewstericon_medium Kinda weird that we've never "squared off" before, isn't it? My first two years in the league and PSU's off our schedule? Insane! TRY GO BEST FIGHT

Iconjoepa_medium I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW ONE THING, YOUNGBLOOD

Iconjoepa_medium THIS TOURNAMENT IS MINE AND I WON'T LET YOU TAKE IT FROM ME WITHOUT A FIGHT

Iconjoepa_medium THAT IS WHY I AM WEARING THESE BRASS KNUCKLES

Brewstericon_medium You just wrapped tin foil around your hands a couple times.

Iconjoepa_medium BRASS IS HEAVY

Iconjoepa_medium THIS WILL GIVE YOU A NASTY CASE OF THE SCRAPES AS I RAIN BLOWS DOWN UPON YOU

Brewstericon_medium Aw, come on, Mr. Paterno! This

Iconjoepa_medium THANK YOU

Brewstericon_medium …this is a joyous day, so we should be celebrating! ERIN GO BRAGH!

Iconjoepa_medium WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Brewstericon_medium ERIN GO FIGHT WIN TRY BEST HARD BRAGH

Iconjoepa_medium EITHER SOMEONE WAS RETARDED ENOUGH TO BIRTH YOU AN INVISIBLE DAUGHTER TO WHOM YOU'RE NOW DISPENSING RANDOM MOTIVATIONAL LANGUAGE BEFORE THROWING UP, OR YOU ARE TRYING TO SPEAK THE CODE OF THE DIRTY IRISHMEN

Brewstericon_medium But it's St. Patrick's Day!

Iconjoepa_medium SILENCE

Iconjoepa_medium I WON'T TOLERATE THE IRISH AND I WON'T TOLERATE YOU

Iconjoepa_medium YOU ARE LUCKY TODAY IS A DAY OF CELEBRATION

Brewstericon_medium But I thought you didn't like St. Patr

Iconjoepa_medium I SAID SILENCE

Iconjoepa_medium TODAY IS GOOD FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY

Iconjoepa_medium PATRICK DUFFY'S BIRTHDAY

Patrickduffyicon_medium Hooray!

Brewstericon_medium Jeez. You'd think you'd get some sympathy for this holiday from someone who looks so much like a leprechaun.

Iconsecretary_medium (snicker)

Iconjoepa_medium THAT CALLS FOR FISTICUFFS

Iconjoepa_medium SECRETARY, RAISE MY ARMS AND DROP THEM ON THIS MAN'S HEAD SO THAT I MAY PUMMEL HIM

Iconsecretary_medium Will you share your pot of gold with me if I do?

Iconjoepa_medium GOD DAMN IT

Jaypa_medium I love this holiday!

Jaypa_medium (eats Lucky Charms in front of the tv)