Today's your second round matchup against Tim Brewster.
I'm right here. I was just talking to you three seco
DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE LET JAY WATCH HIS CARTOONS AGAIN
No no. Brewster. Head coach of Minnesota.
MR. PATERNO WILL BE FINE, THANK YOU
Kinda weird that we've never "squared off" before, isn't it? My first two years in the league and PSU's off our schedule? Insane! TRY GO BEST FIGHT
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW ONE THING, YOUNGBLOOD
THIS TOURNAMENT IS MINE AND I WON'T LET YOU TAKE IT FROM ME WITHOUT A FIGHT
THAT IS WHY I AM WEARING THESE BRASS KNUCKLES
You just wrapped tin foil around your hands a couple times.
THIS WILL GIVE YOU A NASTY CASE OF THE SCRAPES AS I RAIN BLOWS DOWN UPON YOU
Aw, come on, Mr. Paterno! This
…this is a joyous day, so we should be celebrating! ERIN GO BRAGH!
ERIN GO FIGHT WIN TRY BEST HARD BRAGH
EITHER SOMEONE WAS RETARDED ENOUGH TO BIRTH YOU AN INVISIBLE DAUGHTER TO WHOM YOU'RE NOW DISPENSING RANDOM MOTIVATIONAL LANGUAGE BEFORE THROWING UP, OR YOU ARE TRYING TO SPEAK THE CODE OF THE DIRTY IRISHMEN
I WON'T TOLERATE THE IRISH AND I WON'T TOLERATE YOU
YOU ARE LUCKY TODAY IS A DAY OF CELEBRATION
But I thought you didn't like St. Patr
TODAY IS GOOD FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY
Jeez. You'd think you'd get some sympathy for this holiday from someone who looks so much like a leprechaun.
SECRETARY, RAISE MY ARMS AND DROP THEM ON THIS MAN'S HEAD SO THAT I MAY PUMMEL HIM
Will you share your pot of gold with me if I do?