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In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager.  Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take such a shitty job.

His first order of business was to ban me from using the term "inconsolable."  Another terrible idea because without that I pretty much have nothing.

The best I could do was to put together a short video documenting the last known conversation he had with Gene Chizik.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote Pollard…….or......whoever you want.  Fuck it, I'm not that heavily invested in this one.  I had all my money on a different pony.

/points to sky