Note: We swear this is real and unedited, save for removing the person's IP address. Truth barnrapes fiction every time.
So, we got a surprise looking through our Sitemeter this morning:
Now, look. We're not one to make generalizations about an entire town and its denizens. We'll just point out that if you'd told us there was a college town in America in which a resident found us with those search terms, Lincoln would probably be top 3. And receiving first-place votes.
Also: GILFs and zoophilia? Must you really leave normal human sexuality that far behind, Mr. Pelini?
[Note: We totally stole the Bo Pelini angle from Orson.]