It's what you get for deserting us last year. Anyway, I'll take the call. Thanks, Martha.
We were just curious on a scale of 9 to 10, where 1 is "would only go to Notre Dame for at least $2 million per" and 10 is "you pay us $2 million a year to coach here," how much you're looking forward to being our next coach.
Look, Kirk, I'm just trying to gauge your interest in this, clearly one of the top 2 jobs in the world.
It's taking an awful lot of patience to not just start making fart noises at you over the phone.
Look, I'd be happy to put you back on the line with my secretary; he's also my offensive coordinator and he's probably decorating cupcakes with Legos and wondering why they don't taste good right now.
He's all yours for $25 million a year, 10 more million a year for Joe Moore's estate, and decoration rights to your field.