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BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Clausen Attacker Found


Authorities say the attacker was unhappy with recent Notre Dame football results, saying, "I know what I said about peacemakers, but I don't want to inherit an earth where the Irish are 6-6."  Clausen is unlikely to file assault charges.  However, his former coach is alleging identity theft.  More information as the situation develops.