Scene: A familiar football office. The regular season is over, and the phones have largely stopped ringing, save for bored reporters. The same faces are in the office, but only to put in their minimum of hours for payroll's sake. An aging man stares at a newspaper, bewildered.
Why don't you read the rest of the paper? Says here Charlie Weis got fired.
Yeah, I know, slow news day. Wait--Dad, holy crap! Bobby Bowden's retiring!
Yeah, check it out. So you win! The win record's all yours and nobody's probably ever going to take it.