- Dane Schwarzenegger
- Dane Sansabelter
- Dane Whitereceiver
- Dane Stupidnamer
- Ding Friesaredoner
- Oops Powsurpriser
- Deine Cablefixer
- Drink Plentywater
- Mother Fucker
- Dame Judydencher
- Der Kommissar...der
- Sure Touchdowndropper
- Rick Stanzisankle
- Ed Hinkel
- Watch Sonsofanarchy
- Dane Sammysosa
- Doctor Rosenpenis
- Ang Erererer
- Dane Sendsaletter
- Spray Seltzerwater
- Dane Supercalifragilistiwaitaminutewaytoomanysyllablessorrypeople
- Dane Swazilander
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- Dave Stiebsapitcher
- Doink Clownwrestler
- Dan Sanzenbacher
As always, suggestions are appreciated.