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J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 3

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Icontv_medium The basketball teams are locked in intense battle!

Iconref_medium TWEET!

Iconref_medium FOUL!

Iconkobe_medium on who

Iconref_medium That is a foul on Yao.

Iconyao_medium FOUW ON YAO?!

Iconref_medium Yessir, foul on Yao.

Iconyao_medium HOW YAO FOUW?!

Iconyao_medium NO FOUW ON YAO

Iconref_medium You clearly hacked the living shit out of Bosh. Anyway, that's five. You're done.

Iconyao_medium NOW YAO FOUW OU?!?!

Iconref_medium You fouled out, Yao.

Iconyao_medium HOW YAO FOUW OU??!

Iconref_medium Five fouls.

Iconyao_medium YOU CAWW FIVE YAO FOUW AND NOW YAO FOUW OU?!

Iconref_medium I sure did. This isn't the NBA. Five strikes and you're out. Have a seat, big guy.

Iconyao_medium THIS IS RAUGHABRE

Iconyao_medium ROOK AT ME RAUGHING

Iconyao_medium ROR

Icontv_medium And that's the final gun! USA wins, 101-70!

Iconkidd_medium Yaayyyyy

Iconrebron_medium Congratulations team member!

Iconhoward_medium Thanks man!

Iconkobe_medium That was some good sports!

Iconyao_medium Herro variant competitows!!

Iconrebron_medium Hahaha, hey there you giant Chinaman!

Iconyao_medium Sharr we go to pawty and and enjoy the company of some radies of reisure?

Iconkobe_medium I don't think so, Yao. I'm married.

Iconhoward_medium I'm a devout Christian.

Iconkidd_medium Fuck no, even your birds have deadly flus, I can't even imagine what your whores have.

Iconyao_medium Chinese biwd fru isn't a dangew to society!

Iconkidd_medium No, but Chinese dick herpes is.

Iconyao_medium Fine, fine, no browjobs.

Iconkidd_medium Bro-job? I don't want any bro touching me, man.

Iconyao_medium No, no! Browjob! When someone puts theiw mouth on youw

Iconkobe_medium WHOA WHOA WHOA NO BRO IS PUTTING HIS MOUTH ON THE BLACK MAMBA

Iconhoward_medium Pffffhahahahaha

Iconyao_medium Oh fow the rove of God! We want to cerebrate the garrant Amewican athretes! Suwery thewe's something we can offew you, Rebron!

Iconrebron_medium I dunno, Yao. Our training videos warned us about Chinese traps. Do you plan on taking us to large expanses that are covered with sticks and leaves? Because those are just used to cover holes for us to fall into.

Iconyao_medium Oh no, no sticks and reaves, no hores!

Iconhoward_medium I thought we already established the "no whore" thing.

Iconyao_medium China wirr show you top weweworf ninjas in arr of mainrand Asia!

Iconrebron_medium Ninjas! Cool!

Iconkobe_medium I dunno, this sounds like a trap. Will they hurt us?

Iconyao_medium Oh, no, no huwting.

Iconkobe_medium Good.

Iconyao_medium Onry kirring!

Iconkidd_medium I cannot understand a fucking word this guy says.

TO BE CONTINUED...

...right now!

Iconreman_medium Everybody just missed curfew. I smell treachery.

 Iconreman_mediumAnd treachery smells Chinese.

TO BE CONTINUED SOME MORE...

Part 4