The fat has been trimmed from the steak, we're finally here - It's the finals! This is what we're voting on.
Today: Lady vs. Scamp!
PROS: Exterminator. Impersonator. Coffee lover. Laborer.
CONS: Not even an Iowan, she's from Minnesota. Frequently rolls around on floor.
PROS: Inventor. Educator. Historian. Mother Fucker.
CONS: Too passionate. Too handsome [see: above].
BHGP rides again!