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BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: RON ZOOK VS. JEBUS H CHRIST

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This is what we're voting on. Today: The Man vs. The Media!

RON ZOOK

PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.

CONS: He probably violated Jebus.

JEBUS H. CHRIST

PROS: Founder of BHGP. Undisputed king of liveblogs. Doesn't wear pants. Drinks. May be carrying the Zooker's dumpling love child.

CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse. Has inappropriate and disturbing obsession with mascots. Doesn't wear pants.