This is what we're voting on. Today: Mad Genius vs. Mad Stupid!
PROS: Has started a new basketball tournament, incredibly. Shame on those who considered their gains ill-gotten.
CONS: Left us too soon. Wait, where are our wallets?
PROS: Helped us through the Kirk Ferentz quasifiasco.
CONS: Has taken to calling himself 40-Second Bellanca. In a stunning moment of poetic irony, is not available for comment on his own voting page, having run off to the Caribbean in a time of great need. Kirk Ferentz and Bill Martin nod knowingly.