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BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: SETH GORNEY VS. JEBUSHCHRIST

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This is what we're voting on. Today: Father vs. Son!

SETH GORNEY

PROS: Was every bit the MVP of the Ohio State win as Justin Johnson was. Improved by leaps and bounds over his first three seasons. Has the best set of nicknames in Hawkeye history--The New Gornographer, Gorno For Pyros, Caligornication, Gornstar, Gornzilla, etc.

CONS: Got the Eagle/Globe/Anchor tattoo without ever joining the Marines, which neither we nor the Marines would recommend.

JEBUS H. CHRIST

PROS: Undisputed king of liveblogs. Is not wearing pants. Adopted Seth Gorney, undoubtedly fueling Gorno's resurgence.

CONS: Doesn't write nearly enough for BHGP.