This is what we're voting on. Today: Enraged primate vs. Enlarged prostate
PROS: Can and will kill everything. Threw his point guard at the crowd.
CONS: Comes from the same state as the Unabomber. Can and will kill everything.
PROS: Orchestrated the greatest arrest in Hawkeye history, earning the nickname Captain Awesome.
CONS: Summarily dismissed from the football team.