This is what we're voting on. Today: Use your fucking brain! vs. BRAAAAAIIIINNS!
PROS: Met Fergie, listened to Fergie, contemplated his grandchildren, met Bill Cowher.
CONS: Has not won a national title in a period of time that far exceeds the regular shelf life of regular coaches.
PROS: Orchestrated an offense that averaged over 30 points per game in 2001, 2002, 2003, and 2005.
CONS: Tries to sleepfuck his own quarterback. Twice. We can't fucking stand to even look at him.