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Smelley Cock Watch: December 8

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As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
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Lawn clippings

 

Freshly cut grass, Smelley Cock? You been doing nude yardwork again? Maybe banging the refuse? Hey, counts as "loving your job" in our book. We won't judge.