Give Gary Barta and the Iowa basketball program tons of credit for scheduling tonight's exhibition between our beloved Hawkeyes and Laker legend Kobe Bryant. The game will be 1-on-3, but one condition is that J.R. Angle must be one of the three active players at all times. The current Vegas line has Iowa at a 3.5-point underdog against one of the most dynamic scorers in NBA history.
Wait, we're being told that there's actually some school called Bryant and we're playing them. Fuck that.
Iowa wins by 20 or we're posting pictures of our butts. Male human butts.
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