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Smelley Cock Watch: December 22

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
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Fromunda Cheese

Good jesus, that's rank. And no, Smelley Cock, nobody wants to hear about how you're "gonna spread it on some crackas." God, this smells awful. It's like you played tennis last Thursday and never bothered changing clothes. Get the hell out of here and take a shower or something.