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Smelley Cock Watch: December 19

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As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
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Grandma

Smelley Cock, why isn't Grandma waking up? She's sleeping and I see her and I  can't wake her up! Smelley Cock, why do you smell just like her??