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Smelley Cock Watch: December 17

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Smelleybbq_medium

McDonald's Barbecue Sauce

Wait, I can't tell. It's either that or

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Smelleybandaid_medium

Band-Aids

They're indistinguishable. Hmm. Maybe someone dipped their Band-Aids in barbecue sauce. Hope they weren't used. Smelley Cock, we'd ask why would you smell like that, but there are some questions that just don't have good answers, and that's probably one of them.