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Smelley Cock Watch: December 16

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As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Smellcoffee_medium

Work coffee

Christ, you people can't spend $20 more a year to give us something that doesn't taste like sludge? This only fuels the Marxists, you know. And Smelley Cock, I don't even want to know how or why you smell like this.