clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Smelley Cock Watch: December 11

New, 1 comment

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Bonfiresmell_medium

An old bonfire

 

What smells like... smoke? Not like a fire, but, like, a barbecue pit. Smelley Cock, is that you? Jesus, it's like you rolled around in some ashes. How does a Cock get to smelling like that? It's repulsive. Go wash off.