Iowa-Penn State, 2:30 CST, ABC (Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire, and Stacey Dales (who has had just about enough of Erin Andrews)).
The weather is ugly. The football is ugly. The coaches are ugly. The final outcome could be ugly. What I'm saying is, it's ugly out there, folks. So join us in here, where it's warm, there's a metric ton of football to watch, and you're a mere Google image search away from beauty in all its forms. Come to our house, won't you?