ZookHook: whuddup?
ZookHook: i said WHUDDUP BROSEPH???????
HawkeyeState: Hey Ron. What's going on?
ZookHook: com ovr 4 vodka red bullz
HawkeyeState: Wow, you're actually using Red Bull?
ZookHook: fuck yah, no rockstar tonite
HawkeyeState: What's the special occasion?
ZookHook: cuz guess whose teh Coach of teh YEWAR!!!!
HawkeyeState: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
ZookHook: thats right motherfucker! da Zook is off da hook! im ROLLINN!!!
HawkeyeState: Well, congratulations Ron. I guess you deserve it. What about Mangino?
ZookHook: fuck mangino hes obbese
ZookHook: obesse
ZookHook: fat
HawkeyeState: Sly Croom did a hell of a job at Miss State
ZookHook: fuck sec speed i'm gonna show the sec big ten speed in teh rose bowl
HawkeyeState: You know SC is in the Pac-10, right?
ZookHook: sure i knew that they won the pac 10 south
HawkeyeState: There is no Pac-10 south, Ron.
ZookHook: coach of the year 2 u beeotch
HawkeyeState: This is a travesty
ZookHook: i no
ZookHook: travesty is good right?
ZookHook: i feel bad tho
HawkeyeState: Why? Because there are about 15 better coaches this season who didn't lose to Iowa?
ZookHook: no, i dont use liberty mutual i have that one with the cute gecco
HawkeyeState: I need a drink. Be there in 15.