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Hi, ESPN fans! Lee Corso here to take some of your questions! Who's ready for some bowl game talk?
Trey (Roswell, GA): Hey Lee! GO DAWGS! When are you coming back to Athens!
Lee Corso: You guys have a great program down there. Gameday came down to Athens in 1998 and we had a blast, great atmosphere, and we go down to Jacksonville every three years.
Ray (Boston): Lee I like it when you're on NCAA Football on my PS2
Lee Corso: Brad, Kirk and I have a lot of fun whenever they bring us down for the game. I especially like it when they digitize mascot heads onto me. Maybe they'll put some more fans and signs in there soon!
David B. (NY, NY): The janitor?!
Lee Corso: Yes, the janitor. Either do it or I'll continue to torment your dreams. Do you want the sweet release of sleep or not?
Mike (Gainesvegas, FL): How many more HEISMANS is Tebow gonna win???
Lee Corso: Tim Tebow is a special football player and a special young man. His priorities are in the right order and that will take him farther than any trophy ever will. More kids should be like Tim Tebow.
David B. (NY, NY): HE'S NOT GOING DOWN! WE'RE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE!
Lee Corso: This is what happens when you forget your gun! Get your thumb into his trachea! He can't make noise if you crush his windpipe!
Don (Los Angeles): Who the heck's going to coach the Bruins? Will it matter?
Lee Corso: Of course it'll matter, UCLA is a sleeping giant of a program. Remember how mediocre USC was when John Robinson left and a middling NFL coach named Pete Carroll took over? Don't be surprised if we hear big things from the Bruins real soon. They need to make a good hire though!
Rick W. (Dallas, TX): Let's hear it, Lee-- OSU or LSU!
Lee Corso: Not so fast, my friend! Wait until January 7, we'll take care of predictions then! Nice try!
David B. (NY, NY): I did it. My God, I did it. I killed the bastard. I've never felt so... alive.
Lee Corso: Don't get cocky now. You've got a dead body to deal with. This is where everybody screws it up; don't you dare let me down too. You're Lee's warrior.
Ken O. () Is it a bad sign if your quarterback stops talking to you and tells his coach he needs a lock on his bedroom door?
Lee Corso: Huh?
Kelly (Oklahoma): How come nobody's talking about Oklahoma as a title contender? So we lost after the nation's most efficient QB goes down. We still won the Big XII--EASILY!
Lee Corso: This is just one of those years, Kelly. I'm sure everyone in Norman is screaming for a playoff, and the Sooners would probably be one of the top two or three teams in there.
David B. (NY, NY): The cops are on me! I'm not going back to jail!
Lee Corso: Kill those bastards too! We're in this together!
Chris (Madtown): Why's nobody giving the Big Ten any love in the New Year's games?? I think all three could win pretty easily.
Lee Corso: I don't know about that, Chris. Michigan and Illinois look seriously overmatched. I think your boys have the best shot at a victory, but even Tennessee's going to be really tough to take down. This year, though? Who knows! That's why I love college football!
David B. (NY, NY): I... I couldn't do it. They've got me. My reign of terror is over.
Lee Corso: YOU FOOL! YOU ARE CURSED, DAVID! CURRRRRRSED!
Lee Corso is a longtime anchor of ESPN College GameDay. He will also order you to kill, as he has been possessed by a demon for decades.